fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.
"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
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Girl ; usual of Puerto Rican race. Very gorgeous, receiving a massive amount of attention from boys. Usual asked out many times. The best girlfriend you could have. A rider. Usually has more boy friends than girl friends. A girl who can fight! Does not take shit from anyone! Very strong attitude. A girl who attracts many boys at a time. A girl that will treat her boyfriend the best and give him what he needs. A very good listener and gives great advice. Usually has blue or brown eyes. Doesn't always let out feelings. Tells everything exactly how it is; always tells the truth no matter if its good or bad. Freaky side. Won't give up to just anybody. A girl who can cook and is wifey type. Someone who is very mature for her age but is very fun at the same time. Badass at times. Also has a nice ass!
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a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
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Get the false..hope mug.When your friend is constantly chasing and flirting with someone in the hopes th sleep together even though the other person isn't at all interested.
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