HOLY FAX MACHINE!

What the fax machine is used in many ways and can state many things but there is one phrase that rules all... when someone hurts themselves they say.

“HOLY FAX MACHINE! OWWWWW!”

Holy fax machine can also state the curse word fu*k
“You are such a HOLY FAX MACHINE! meanie!”
by Sabooboo the great February 28, 2018
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the holy church of feitan

the place you go where you want to worship our lord and savior feitan porter
person 1: hey where r u going?
person 2: to the holy church of feitan! do you want to come with me?
person 1: sure! :)
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holy grand slam

when you have sex with jesus in a denny's/denny's parking lot
I had a holy grand slam earlier!
by laketheminifig November 20, 2022
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The Holy Texist Church

An association of engineers from the popular gameTeam Fortress 2” led by the current Pope of the Holy Texist Church
I heard that The Holy Texist Church damn near religiously use either the Gunslinger or the Eureka Effect
by Uncle Cheech January 03, 2022
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holy shit on an altar

a shit that was sent by god to rid the world of evil
by allthisandahugedick October 26, 2011
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holy roman empire

The holy roman empire is neither Holy, Roman, Or an Empire.
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Holy Dick Slap

When a Woman's been too nasty, you'll cover your dick in holy water and slap her a cross in her f**king face.
Yo Jen's made a satanic sign out of her period bleeding.

That hoe needs a holy dick slap!
by Sukma Askrak February 26, 2020
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