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Croatian flicker gooning

Croatian flicker gooning is a sexual act consisting of using a cheap vibrating buttplug which will periodically zap your prostate due to its poor quality and its controlled by Nikola Tesla's spirit who is summoned via an ouija board in a forest near Smiljan (the place Nikola Tesla was born in) while you goon while chanting the words "Nikola, bless me, and I shall bless your birthplace with my seed".
"Dude, I heard you are visiting Smiljan in a month. Is that true?" "Yeah, im going there mostly to try Croatian flicker gooning!"
by YVLdoja December 4, 2024
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jitter gooning

Tying a rope to your penis and attaching the rope to a door while opening/closing the door rapidly.
Last night I heard Jason jitter gooning in the bathroom
by BylrBr December 31, 2024
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Goon

A goon is an individual that constantly obsesses over a random person they have never met. The goon is usually more active at night, expressing themselves through text messages to get his point across. The goon will not stop until they get what they desire. Goons are also never satisfied, they have an unstoppable hunger for drugs and fast food.
Goon “I want to rub her feet and massage her ears while she plays PlayStation” “she is cute” “my dads picking me up a double Big Mac, and a large pizza
by Hrhdisjehiduhdhdr January 4, 2024
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Goon

A person who is stupid and try’s to act like the funny guy in a group
Person 1: look at that guy
Person 2: ya man he’s such a goon
by Wh sole August 22, 2018
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nelly-gooning

When Joshua Nelhams reaches the state of goon-tosis and becomes one with the universe.
Bro have you seen nelly-gooning, what a legend
by Nelly-Hater February 16, 2024
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Goons

Crazy, Violent, Bad, Wild, Intention To Harm.
Davey: Why would he send for the Goons, and entire army dozens of Goons plus the cops?
by Hamsies August 27, 2025
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Goon-O

It’s the UNO card game we all know and love except the stakes involve a bukkake for the person with the most cards left in their deck
“Dude why are some of these UNO cards stuck together”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”
by Daddy's Patties September 24, 2025
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