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Spunk Gooning

When you have a bunk bed and you are on the top bunk and cut a whole through the middle to then stick your penile structure down the hole for the person on the bottom bunk to pleasure it
Me and my cellmate got caught Spunk Gooning last night in prison.
by d1boogering May 6, 2025
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Goon Coon

A ghetto girl that starts drama and only has sex with the opposite race. And invites drama for clout and content while having no content of their own. A homie hopping ratchet female.
Man, leave that girl alone! She a goon coon!
by Hashtag Fire May 7, 2025
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Goon

To masturbate (all 2 sexes)
Ex:
Matthew: I cant wait to go home and goon before i go to sleep!! (Male)
Ex:
Gooner:Hey Sally guess what i tried.

Sally: What?
Gooner: Gooning, its feels nice you should try!!
by Rockless Bolboa May 8, 2025
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goon god

by ikk0 May 10, 2025
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Rage Goon

When someone is gooning in an angry manor.
by GooGiver32 May 14, 2025
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goon june

the act of gooning, also known as relentless masturbation, for hours on end every single day during the month of june. this is opposite to no nut november.
john: “hey connor are you participating in goon june this year?”

connor: “hell yeah who isn’t?”

john: “show your goon face
by gooner692607 May 15, 2025
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Goon Bubbler

A Goon Bubbler can refer to any person who "goon bubbles", the act of "goon bubbling" is being so aroused in any scenario where bubbles start popping out of your dick.

Most cases happen with people who haven't ever had any sexual or even romantic relationships. With a typical case the "goon bubble" session can last anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. With a continuous stream of bubbles erupting quite quickly from a penis.

A subject feels very aroused when this activity occurs. It is quite rare and very taboo to mention aloud. If people find out you are a goon bubbler they will most likely bully you for having a bitchless alpha mindset.

If I find out you're a goon bubbler I will have to sacrifice you to an altar, of any kind shape or form.
Person 1: "Eww look at that guy. I heard his name is Nathan... my friend told me that Nathan is a GOON BUBBLER"

Person 2: "Aw dude I feel bad for Nathan, poor guy probably cant handle the addiction. Or maybe he likes it?.."
by CyberPanda1670 May 16, 2025
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