Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.
by bhnicfh August 28, 2011
Get the Not screw a gift horse in the mouth mug.When an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend brings over an object of interest to the others house, such as laptop, movie, sweater, etc, and the couple break up before it can be returned to the owner.
Cristina made me cupcakes and brought it in a plastic container. We never ate them all, so she left them in my fridge. We broke up a week later, its my lover's last gift! I'll put it next to the Nintendo 64 from Jacky, and the Prada handbag from Leila
by Theytoldmenottousemyrealname January 16, 2013
Get the Lover's Last Gift mug.To remove the clothing from an attractive lady, especially one whom you have either just recently met or have not previously had the privilege of undressing. Expression is used by a horny guy in an effort to portray a more "tempered" and less openly-lustful attitude/mindset to the lady, and to indicate to her that he values and appreciates her whole person, and that he wants to admire and touch her all over her body, not limiting his attentions to merely the "fun zones".
She (being led by the guy to his car): You're handsomer than you look in your online profile!
He: Well, thank you, Gorgeous --- and I must say that YOUR photos didn't do YOU justice, either --- you look even more scrumptious than I'd ever expected! Ooooooh... I just can't wait to get home so I can unwrap my gift!
He: Well, thank you, Gorgeous --- and I must say that YOUR photos didn't do YOU justice, either --- you look even more scrumptious than I'd ever expected! Ooooooh... I just can't wait to get home so I can unwrap my gift!
by QuacksO February 2, 2013
Get the unwrap my gift mug.This is when a child recieves a birthday card that contains a dollar bill for each year of his age. This would increase every year to follow.
"Grandma gave Andrew $12 dollar bills, one for every year of his age ! " Susie told her mother.
"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.
"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.
by Satinruffles February 14, 2017
Get the Gradual Monetary Gifting mug.Aww, c'mon Jeb...you promised I could have the TV. Now you're giving it to Hank?! You're a Native American Gift Repossession Specialist!
by photomasta November 29, 2017
Get the Native American Gift Repossession Specialist mug.Two asians who have such a great personality. They have something called a “link” meaning they think about the same things at the same time. Their friendship is so strong and they have a bond that no one can break.
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