flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing

Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"

by Ebesneezer bahonkers October 2, 2015

tortilla flapped

The female equivalent of teabagging someone. Inspired by the Tortilla challenge.

She just played that fool like a sega. She might as well have turned around and tortilla flapped them.

by atoms-kings July 26, 2022

Elongated flap syndrome

Massively enlarged vaginal flap

Don’t use a thong, flap will stick out and blow in the wind (elongated flap syndrome)

by WilliamOhuxter July 30, 2023

Port Flapping

When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.

I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face

by DuckingLlama June 1, 2024

Muffin flaps

Labia Majora.
Interchangeable with “pussy lips”

Barbara isn’t wearing any panties and I caught a glimpse of her muffin flaps

by El_choco14 August 13, 2018

Mud Flap

Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"

I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

flap

typical racing driver excuse

oh no i had a flap issue

by GChalkers November 20, 2021