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Floridian Rock-tiller

Albuquerque Deposit; Cousin of the Portuguese Snow-Blower, It is the action of depositing methamphetamines into the anal cavity causing intoxication and chance of addiction.
Gave that bitch a Floridian Rock-tiller, she'll be hooked on my shit for years.
by Mr Porn Guy December 17, 2025
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Floridian christmas tree

When a severely overweight man has not shaved his pubic hairs in YEARS, leaving a fucking forest of pubic hairs that resemble a christmas tree when the penis is erect. The man then ejaculates straight upward in the air so that the nut falls onto the pubes, he then lets the nut harden in different places, resembling ornaments on a christmas tree. The man’s sex partner then slowing starts ripping the nut ornament out of the pubes and eats them.
Bro Natasha cut down my Floridian christmas tree last night
by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025
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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
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dirty flerida

A true cock sucker. One who can have multiple orgasms by performing oral sex on their partner without any penetration.
Jane have more orgasms performing a dirty Flerida, than being fucked from/in the rear.

Her husband prefers her to have a dirty Flerida because it turns him on.
by Tofu burger September 11, 2021
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Dirty Flerida

A woman who has multiple orgasms without penetration while performing fellatio.
She loves giving head because it results in a dirty Flerida.
by Tofu burger September 13, 2021
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The Floridian Hurricane

The act of spining the male genital in a circular motion while pissing. This is commonly used to show dominance.
"Did you hear, Bob did The Floridian Hurricane too show his dominance.
by advar February 2, 2022
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The Floridian Fent Dart

Local Florida resident hooked on crack hides in the trees shooting blow darts laced with fentanyl trying to take out all of his/her local enemies
Wow did you hear that Rodger got hit with The Floridian Fent Dart? I guess we have to lock our doors tonight.
by Johnny Slim November 15, 2023
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