not lay a finger on

to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc

He will not lay a finger on my sister.

by Light Joker May 20, 2006

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Finger Splint

A veteran move to say the least. Often used after a long night of alcohol consumption. When a gentleman's erection is non-existent, he places his index finger under his limp noodle to "splint" it in order to succesfully guide it into his partners vagina in hope that once inside, he will wake up and perform.

"Man I was so wasted last night that I had to go with the finger splint. Even then I couldn't get it up! Needless to say, I was embarassed.....but not as much as she was!"

by Neilbra November 15, 2006

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fat-finger

to finger a fat girl

I love fat-fingering my chunky girlfriend, it is soo fun.

by fat lover May 7, 2007

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bung finger

The accidental one two punch of picking your ass and then your nose. Usually happens on a long couch surf where you ass pick and then an hour later try for some nose gold. The scent of musty chili ring gets ingrained in your nose and the decision to sniff and stay or wash and pray must be made.

Dude, i accidentally bung fingered last night . I had to flush by booger maker with vicks to kill the funk.

by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016

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Special finger

When you are driving in your car and somebody’s being an idiot you give them your special finger more specifically your middle finger

That’s right kids! Your dad Is mad feel free to use your special finger!

by Charbroil5 June 14, 2018

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Next Finger

When your on Chatroulette, and your pressing next so much that you next an attractive person.

Girl 1: UGH can we be for real.. like I dont want to see your weiner..
Girl 2: ya I know... NEEXXT
Girl 1: OMG I ACCIDENTALLY JUST NEXTED THAT HOT GUY...
Girl 2: Next Finger... awkward

by Jessica835 November 3, 2010

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