englisch 

"English" in German (Deutsch)

"Ich spritche Englisch."
(I speak english.)

englisch by BOT Steve May 16, 2016

Engrish 

the language of the people who have accent, are foreigners, have bad grammars, are being laughed at because others thought they say something that doesn't sound like it and could mean something else, can't look at "some people" in the eye or face because are going to burst laughing at them during a presentation, and it's Nadia's official language

Nadia, you don't speak English, you speak Engrish!

I speak perfect Engrish.

Engrish is my official language.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with my Engrish.

Can't understand what I'm saying, huh? It's okay, I speak Engrish.

It's not the accent, it's Engrish.

Engrish by Engrish January 8, 2007

engrish 

a japaneese to english translation with no work on the sentence structure. MOst commonly thought of in reference to the sega genesis game Zero Wing

also commonly used to piss people off on the internet by translating it into other net speak.

How are you gentelmen, all your base are belong to us.

H0w 4r3 j00 g3nt3lm3n, 4ll j00r b4s3 4r3 b3l0n6 t0 us.

(mine) How art thou gentelmen, all of thine base doth belong to us.

engrish by Lord Shadow September 14, 2004

Englsh Breakfast Tea 

CHeryl's favorite tea to have in the morning

Would you like some English breakfast tea??

Englsh Breakfast Tea by Opal December 2, 2004

englishonlyorgohome 

speak english

you should speak englishonlyorgohome.

englishonlyorgohome by poopydiahhriaacaca April 21, 2011

Englished 

When you are spending all of your time with a guy who acts like he is into you. He pays for your meals and holds your hand and tells you how great you are and how pretty you are and sends you mixed messages all the time. But he doesn't want to go any further than that. He just wants a pretty girl to hang out with and make him feel better about himself. This guy either has 1. an overall fear of commitment 2. a FWB with an ugly chick that he can't bring in public 3. can't get over his ex. Possibly all three. Origins: Eric English - the master of the game

I thought Adam wanted to date me but turns out I was just being Englished.

Englished by Penelope Honeywell May 24, 2017

ich spreche kein Englisch 

I don't speak English in German.

Example:

*In Germany*

person 1: How do I get to the bus station?

person 2: Ich spreche kein Englisch

person 1: uses Google Translate: "wie komme ich zur Bahnhof?"

person 2: jetzt müssen Sie gerade aus, und wenn Sie das Museum sehe, dann gehen Sie rechts und die Bahnhof ist auf der rechten Seite.

ich spreche kein Englisch by Duo23 October 2, 2021