Dutch butt

When you're so fat that it looks like you have an ass on your forehead

Fat Albert has a Dutch butt, what a fatass

by ThatMountain44 January 9, 2015

Dutch Chair

A person mades a fart in a chair making it stay in then leaves leaving it for the next person to sit down and a wiff of the fart

NOOO DON'T SIT IN THAT CHAIR ITS FILLED WITH FARTS BECAUSE ITS A DUTCH CHAIR !

by Mrdistractions October 6, 2010

Fat Dutch

This is something you shout when you fail and killing a hard monster on an online game like Runescape.

FFS Bas you Fat Dutch you made me fail at Jad.

by Brad_ May 4, 2010

dutch suckle

A dutch suckle is when two males sit back to back auto-fellating themselves, pushing each other to bob up and down on themselves.

Last night when rocky and i were sitting back to back we decided to get naked and dutch suckle.

by Logan Woolf February 23, 2009

dutch rudder

When you stick your hand up somebody's ass, grab their tailbone, and lead them around the room - much like steering a sailboat. This can also be done by using a butt plug with a handle on it, but is then called a dutch tugboat.

I put some swifters on Leif's clogs before giving him a Dutch Rudder. Living room floor was clean in about an hour!

by Mr Michael Bolton May 30, 2006

dutch-mother

a term defined as being a deuche mother, deuche being commonly misspelled by stupid children, hence has been converted to dutch, and mother as in mother fucker

John-HA i raped your sister last night

Bill: STFU john, you are such a dutch-mother

or

Brendan: I fucking hate that kid

Jacob: Yeah, he is such a dutch mother

by sprinkles7897 December 6, 2009

dutch gold

Clever nick-name for Amstel Light Beer

Me: Another beer, Pontus?
Pontus: Ja, Dutch Gold please.

by Sean W. February 14, 2006