Doing a Jake

When you do the opposite of what your group of friends agree on doing.

Lets land tilted towers! -everyone except "jake"
nah ill land flush factory -"jake
He's doing a Jake again

by Freeeenchy December 25, 2018

Doing a Jake

Doing something that everybody tells you not to

Land at Salty Springs -everyone except "Jake"
nah ill go to flush factory -"Jake"
Oh He's Doing a Jake -everyone except "Jake"

by Freeeenchy December 25, 2018

doing a dirty malone

The act of plunging ones beak into a pair of filthy pants.

Fucking hell gordon I was doing a dirty malone in the woman’s changing rooms and I got caught. My god Neil, you are a foul bastard.

by Ginger Barbarian. October 17, 2019

Doing a Liam

When you say something that after you say it, sounds very wrong.

Steve: *Tries to take pen*
John: If you touch my pen, I will touch you!
*Moment of retaliation of what was just said*
Steve: You just Did a Liam

Doing a Liam
Steve: *Tries to take pen*
John: If you touch my pen, I will touch you!
*Moment of retaliation of what was just said*
Steve: You just Did a Liam

by LiamEuan November 24, 2019

Doing a schofield

A gay man in denial

He might be married but he clearly loves the cock, he's doing a Schofield!

by Season with dill February 8, 2020

Doing The Laundry

To front load your cock and also balls into a women’s vagina and spin, while experiencing whiskey dick or erectile disfunction.

I drank so much last night me and my girlfriend started doing the laundry

by YeetThyMeat January 20, 2021

Doing a Qaun

Lifting weights at the gym and shitting yaself

When you go to hard at the gym and doing a Qaun

by Gim with a G July 11, 2021