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Demon dispelling prayer

Ugh that felt funny...
Hym "Huh? What are you doing? What's happening?"

Iam "I was scrolling through TikTok and I came acroos this demon dispelling prayer... Are you alright?"

Hym "I just feel a little funny..."

Iam "Oh! Shit, should stop!?"

Hym "No! Play it! Play the whole thing!"

Iam "Ok..."

🔥Hym🔥 "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WEAK!!! IS THAT IT!? IS THAT ALL THE POWER YOUR GOD COULD MUSTER!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
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juice box demon

a demon that always drinks juice boxes they also like potatoes,beans and bread for some reason

i have met one in my life it was myself

(Its a nickname)
hey juice box demon get off the ceiling
by dead potato/lala June 1, 2021
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Yap Demon

A person who wont stop yapping...
nay: blah blah blah
ego: shush
gaupo: what a yap demon ong
by egø March 17, 2024
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demon

entity incapable of defying it's legal owner prior to 2019.

Their offspring are legal citizens of Mauritania and incapable of being owned by any legal or traditional agreement.
by Permanent Death January 1, 2022
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Sleep Paralysis Demon

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is when you're sleeping, then startled into a half-awake state, in which a scary creature, (often gargoyle-like), has you in its grasp. Usually from behind. You can feel its body against your and its claws digging into your skin. You are frozen. Perhaps frozen in fear. But not necessarily, since I've tried to fight them off, but I'm still frozen. Your partially awake mind, wonders how it got in your room. You will assume through the window. As they are often hawk-like, or Doberman-like, you figure they just crashed through the window. If it's man, it's scarier, because he's usually squeezing your jewels.

If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.
Sleep Paralysis Demon: "So I was at the dealership shopping for a car today. I felt there was something a little off about the salesman. Nothing major, just quiet baldy weird. That night he's in my dream and he's got zero respect for body space. Every time I ask him something he walks up nearly face to face to me as he explains things. I can nearly taste the tofu on his breath. Next thing I know he's spooning me in bed with his hand in a vice grip around my nads. I was frozen stiff as I tried to eek out, "I'll buy the car. First thing in the morning. I promise."
by Frip88 July 26, 2025
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Flesh Demon

A demon, but more fleshy. Flesh is usually stringy and chewy like caramel.
Dude #1: Dude, look! That demon is looking extra fleshy!

Dude #2: Yeah, that's a flesh demon!
by DJSlimeball May 4, 2020
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