Christian Rockgasm

A sensation of ecstasy one feels during a christian rock concert. Occurs when you get a chill down your spine while closing your eyes and waving your hands in the air and singing along to the lyrics

Yesterday I went to a christian rock concerte and OMG I had the most amazing christian rockgasm ever! The Holy Spirit has touched me in ways I've never been touched before

by HCO gangsta January 17, 2008

christian cardenas

Nigger

Christian Cardenas is a nigger

by Kshsus January 17, 2018

Christian Mingleberry

may result from a Christian Mingle Fleshpile.

That girl didn't even realize she was walking around with a Christian Mingleberry.

by SDmb October 14, 2011

Christian Viernes

1. A hot and well-known filipino living in Hawaii 2. An ASC leader 3. A FNStud 4. A guy with a lot of half-cabs

Hey Lexi, that guy looks like a Christian Viernes!

by banana sauce January 11, 2009

Christian Nationalist

The self-description of any person who cannot understand the separation of Church and State upon which the United States is constitutionally constructed. A person who does not understand that the United States is equally founded on the guarantee of freedom of religion for all people. A person such as... say... Marjorie Taylor Greene? Yup.

"We need to be the party of nationalism and I'm a Christian Nationalist, and I say it proudly," said Marjorie Taylor Greene, once again demonstrating her intellectual capabilities. Her self-avowal follows her claim that Christian nationalism will solve school shootings and "sexual immorality" in America.

by Monkey's Dad July 28, 2022

Betty Christian

Someone (usually a girl) who makes a big show of being a Christian by always wearing Christian teeshirts, listening to Christian music, constantly talking about going to church, and always keeps a Bible on their night stand, etc...

"Ugh, I can't stand that girl... even though I tell her I don't want to, she keeps inviting me to her church and telling me I should read the Bible... she is such a Betty Christian!"

by M_A_P May 11, 2007

Christian Orgy

An event where four or more Christians come together under a single roof and praise the lord. In the climax, all of them close their eyes and moan "Amen."

"Bob and Samantha go to a christian orgy every Sunday. It's disgusting how open they are about it."

by Grumpig December 13, 2018