Captain Tying Knots

(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.

Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.

by BMont October 29, 2010

nigatize me captain

nigga tize me captain means ..... making the cereal captain make you black.

thomas - fuck , if only i were black.

joe - well then call the captain.

thomas - nigatize me captain

by dirty penis December 15, 2007

captain hook

When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.

"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"

by sup3r510th February 23, 2005

Captain M

See also Captain Magenta

"Captain M to the max!"

by CJ September 5, 2004

Captain Pants

One who, whilst playing Mario Kart Double Dash as a team!, will shoot you with a blue tracking shell right before you complete the longest cup in the game thereby making you come in second place and lose by one point.

AKA: Your little brother

Shootee: "Yes we're gonna win!"
Shooter: "Can I throw this blue shell?"
Shootee: "No!"
Shooter: "Okay." *throws the shell*
Shootee: "Omg! You just made us lose! That was a long cup!"
Shooter: "Sorry"
Shootee: "Good going Captain Pants!"

by Varjack December 1, 2006

Captain Pussy Fucker

Legendary llama of the Half-Life modification "Team Fortress Classic" well-known for his binds i.e. "take that ya son of a bitch" and known for being banned off almost every TFC server as of 2005.

Captain Pussy Fucker, please stop teamshooting.

by Chuck Bronson April 3, 2005

Captain Save a Bitch

When someone tries to jump into a situation and be the hero, when it is completely unnecessary.

Justin tried to be Captain Save a Bitch when I put Lauren on blast for stealing my Atari games.

by quest224 July 18, 2009