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calipcious

(adj.) Having perfect size and symmetry as demonstrated through the use of a caliper or other measuring device; often used to describe a person’s buttocks.
“If you don’t think that girl’s booty is calipcious, then get me a caliper or a yardstick and I’ll prove it man!”
by la-scivious March 24, 2009
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California Duster

California Duster Kal-y-fornia Duhs-ter
Verb
1. When one powders the ass crack (powdered sugar,flour) and farts in another person's face.

2. Similar to "Antiquing" but using the expelled gas from a fart to apply the powder.

3. AKA "Colombian Duster". Meaning cocaine is used to powed the ass crack.
My girlfriend asked me for a "California Duster' last night. So i powdered my ass and went for it.
by love0369 October 21, 2011
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California salute

Noun - When a woman is wearing a short skirt and a thong and she bends over the seat of a car revealing her ass.
Sally gave me the California salute, so now I have major wood.
by ivyvault June 28, 2014
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california driver

People that merge lanes without looking, drives 20 mph above the speed limit and thinks the road is all theirs. They get honked so much they get used to it and they also honk others that act the same as them
Fuck, I got hit by a california driver
by zuhazana August 6, 2016
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Caligula

1. one of the most egotistical, violent, depraved, arrogant, narcistic SMFs in history. During his short reign as Emperor of the Roman Empire, he promoted a personality cult with vainglorious building projects promoting himself. He declared himself to be a god. He committed incest with his sisters and married a whore just to have an heir. He was an absolute SMF, raped a married couple at a party, had people tortured and raped while he dined, sent part of an audience in a coliseum into a pit of beasts because he was bored, waged a phony invasion of Britain, and subverted the Roman Senate by turning the chambers into a brothel. He made one of his horses a council and slept with it too. His name is infamous because of all this and more and he was brutally assassinated by the Praetorian Guard.
2. a movie produced by Bob Guccione of Penthouse Magazine, released in late 1979. It would probably be rated NC-17 by today's standards because it's a 'normal' plot-scripted film with numerous real pornographic acts scattered thruout.

3. any such person who displays such personality traits. NOT A COMPLEMENT. Lately, it's been Donald Trump.
1. Donald Trump, like Caligula usurped power and abused it to the max. He fits ALL the character traits of that disgusting infamous Roman emperor.

2. On the last night of the Trump dictatorship, I surfed the net and saw YouTube footage concerning the deposings of the dictators Niccolò Ceausescu of Romania and Moammar Gadhafi of Libya. Both those assholes met their end violently. Then I was referred to a German-dubbed version of the 1979 film 'Caligula' in its entirety. The porn scenes were sickening and hard to watch but I watched the whole film because i knew that SMF was overthrown and I WANTED TO SEE HIM DIE. I have no desire or need to see that movie again, all evil and sicko tyrants meet their end and that's what I got from the movie. The next day, Shitbag traitor left the White House and Joe Biden became President.

3. Donald Trump is a disgraceful repulsive Caligula by every sense of the term. He is lower than the belly of a pregnant queen ant, sitting on the ground. He is the nadir of American history, social/political cancer, a scummy treasonous sexual deviant who needs to be executed.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 22, 2022
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Bonita, California

An unincorporated community with about 13,000 residents, located in the South Bay area of San Diego, California. The racial makeup of Bonita was 26.9% White, 3.7% African American, 0.9% Native American, 9.6% Asian, 0.6% Pacific Islander, 13.4% from other races, and 4.9% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 40.7%. There are tons of canyons and chaparral where kids smoke weed. The wildlife contains coyote, racoon, fox, rabbits, squirrels, opossum, and skunk. It is an upper middle class area where most cartel members love to reside.
"Hey there was a shooting in Bonita, California last week."
"Bonita???.... It was probably cartel business."
by SDpimp January 1, 2013
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californicated

Having acquired a liberal, transparent, plastic West-coast world view that values flat abs, trendy fashion and image over substance and character.
Those Baldwins used to be such nice boys...their mama was so proud. Now just look at them, the way they carry on. I think they got californicated.
by harry flashman July 6, 2003
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