Death cake

Cake that is served at a funeral, wake or luncheon after a funeral.

Rest in peace Uncle Bill. Let's grab a sandwich and death cake.

by zk840 May 1, 2011

Sausage Cake

A dick that is in between two cream-pied vaginas, using the jizz as lubricant

Damn, Jamie and Jes gave me a great sausage cake last night

by Aj McCuhn December 14, 2010

cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

by jake hard May 21, 2011

Bebe Cakes

Bebe Cakes is a company that takes a modern spin on diaper cakes which are stacked useable baby necessities shaped into a form of a cake. They make a lovely centerpiece or decoration for a baby's room. Almost all part of the cake may be utilized by mom and baby and may match the theme of a party or baby's room. lovebebecakes.com

Bebe Cakes makes the BEST modern diaper cakes.

by Bebe Cakes June 12, 2011

cake scale

the scale to measure the hottness of the opposite sex

|. Cookies.
|. honey cake
|. cake
|. muffin
|. kosha
|. bread
|. butterz
|. mouldy cake

"on the cake scale, where is jack?"
"sooooo cake"
"kosha more like"
"noooooo!!!!!"
"im sorry hunni" *nods head*

by bobii December 23, 2007

spooge cake

a fraternity hazing ritual, where the freshmen have to do a circle jerk on pastry. The last person to finish has to eat it.

Guy #1: Why's Gary there so pissed about getting into Kappa Alpha?
Guy #2: He couldn't wank in public, so he had to eat the spooge cake.
Guy #1: That sucks.

by frat113 February 12, 2013

Toilet Cake

Any baked treat eaten within the confines of a bathroom.

This can include cake, pie, cookies, eclairs, donuts or any other sweet treat. There is a deep shame associated with eating toilet cake.

"Can't believe you caught Bill eating toilet cake."

"I know, bro. Why in the world would someone eat devils food cake in the shitter?"

by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013