Birmingham Bush Crabs

1: Noun

A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.

Hey Bill, Krystal’s been mighty itchy lately, wanna see if we can score some Birmingham Bush Crabs?

by DiarrheaDildo69 November 12, 2025

The crab

Used to break the ice during a really awkward moment

So.. uhhh… the crab

by Rocky’s side piece November 19, 2025

Crab

UK military slang for a member of the Royal Airforce

How many people have the Crabs shot down since 1945?
CrabbAir? None. But they’ve spread loads of disease.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025

Crab infested coochie cricket

A hoe that jumps from person to person that is also infested with crabs.

“ I’m pretty sure that hoe slept with half my friends list, and she gave them crabs. “
“ oh so she’s a crab infested coochie cricket?”

by Close2Calamity December 25, 2025

Crabs

Used as a stand in for, "Amazing", or "Good"
Meaning something is high quality.

"Girl did you see Maria's hair yesterday?"
"I know it was totally crabs!"

by Maria_Two22 January 20, 2025

crabs

when your nutsack is floppy but sticky, and gets stuck to your boxers and you have to keep on moving your boxers so your nutsack doesnt stick to it

bro i keep getting crabs *puts hands in pants aggressively*

by centyy March 1, 2025

river crabbing

Using a near homophone or synonym of a censored word to circumvent filters meant to detect it
(In Mandarin Chinese, the word "river crab" is a near homophone of "harmonization", which is itself a euphemism of the word "censorship")

"What is 'sax and violins' even supposed to mean?"
"It's just a river crabbing of 'sex and violence'."

"Can people please stop river crabbing everything on YouTube? If i hear the word "unalive" one more time, i swear-"

by anuncertainsomeone March 10, 2025