Check Between the Couch

Literally every single father's response when you lose the TV remote.
Child: "Dad, I don't know where the remote is."
Father: "Check between the couch."
by SupaGamer2017 November 23, 2022
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stripes over checks

When someone prefers the brand Adidas over Nike. Adidas is commonly known as 'the brand with three stripes' given that most logos contain 3 oblique stripes, while Nike is known for its 'swoosh' logo which looks like a check mark.
Brandon: 'Yo, I got you this really cool Adidas sweatshirt for your birthday!'
Chad: 'Thanks man, you know I'm all about stripes over checks!'
by fatduck65 June 08, 2019
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Check your six

A term often used and popularized by the military to check at your 6 o'clock position. Which would be right behind you at any given point.
Sergeant: Private, check your six and tell me if you see any bogeys.

Private: Yes sir!
by CallmeCj December 30, 2012
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check yo self

To reevaluate your actions after realizing that your current course of action is likely to lead you into a troublesome situation. From Ice Cube's song "Check Yo Self."
See also: check yo self before you wreck yo self
Phineas: "The derivative of the hyperbolic arctangent of x is one over the quantity one minus x squared. Booyah, who's the man!"
Isaac: "Whatever. Your math skills are mediocre at best. I bet you couldn't even prove the Pythagorean theorem with a compass and a straightedge."
Phineas: "I believe those are fighting words. Let's take this outside. I'm going to slap you silly with my pocket protector!"
Isaac: "I suggest you check yo self before you wreck yo self. I've got three of my chess club buddies backing me up and one of them takes taekwondo!"
by Nicholas D February 18, 2009
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check your vitals

To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.
Check your vitals.

Get off the computer, whore. I need to check my vitals.

Hey, wanna go get something to eat?
Sure, but lemme finish checkin' my vitals first.
by malmix April 19, 2007
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Check your Totem

A reference from the Christopher Nolan movie Inception that suggests that a person should examine their totem (small personal object) in order to determine whether they are in reality or in delusional dreamland.

Intended to be used sarcastically.
D-Bag: "I swear every b**** in that club wanted my D."

Smugster: Go Check your Totem.
by Ryan-ALR August 23, 2010
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hot check day

The day before payday when you are broke but write a check anyway since chances are you will have your paycheck to the bank before the hot check.
It's finally hot check day. I can go ahead and get the things I need now since I get paid tomorrow.
by bsdavidson360 February 09, 2014
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