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The Breakfast Game

Well this game involves two or more people. One player stands casually in a hallway or other room, and another player strolls casually up to said person and says "Did you hae breakfast today? What did you have for breakfast?" And the other person replies what they had, plus a few hundred other items to make the breakfast sound satisfactory.
Let's play The Breakfast Game!

Today for breakfast I ate a coffee, porridge, soldiers and egg, cheese on toast, bacon and eggs, a big salad, a roast, four apples, butter chicken, jam and peanut butter, two hot chocolates, eight english muffins, a wood pigeon, and an entire pig.

Middle-Eastern Breakfast 

Derived from the Portugeese Breakfast; Once you pour in the eggs, spread some hummus on the vagina and then begin intercourse.
Shannon: Let's fuck!
Mike: Yeah, let's do the Middle-Eastern Breakfast!

dog's breakfast 

This is what a dog eats for breakfast. Probably a bonio.
DOn't eat all the bonios. theyre for the dog's breakfast
dog's breakfast by moomin21 June 18, 2004

German Breakfast Infaculation 

make scrambeled eggs then put it in a girls asshole and you try to suck it out with your left nostril
Zack Had a German Breakfast Infaculation with Brittney Sky
and Milkbone

New York Breakfast 

The act of having a shit while simultaneously swilling coffee and smoking a cigarette. This is sure to make you poo like a coon and it's rather invigorating.
"My whole day just can't go right if I don't have a decent New York breakfast in the morning."