wolf branding

When someone throws-up and it resembles any kind of chili.

-The other night while laying in bed after a long night of drinking, my wife wolf branded all over her self.

-guy #1: What is wrong with you?
-guy #2: I thinking about wolf branding.

by TerryD September 8, 2010

dallas brandewie

the sexiest man alive

mmmmmm dallas brandewie

by wiebrandman59 July 27, 2012

you win a brand new back hand

somthing said following an idiotic comment.

someone says somthing stupid...
"you win a brand new back hand"

by your faddah April 27, 2008

Brandi

The act of charming and wooing opponents, with both demeanor and lust provoking attire, as a means of manipulation and distraction during competitive sport.

(Origin of the word is derived from the ever devious pro poker player, Brandi Hawbaker (a.k.a. the "Paris Hilton of Poker"). Notorious for her scandalous behaviour and revealing apparel.)

Despite Mike and Jake's attempts to brandi themselves during the beach volleyball tournament their team failed to win. Little did they know, the beautiful ladies they were playing against were all lesbians.

by Ariel Agassi January 2, 2009

Let's Go Brandon

A polite / church approved way of saying, "F Joe Biden".

Original source of word: Brandon Brown wins the Nascar race & the TV Interviewer says that the crowd is chanting "Let's Go Brandon" however, in reality they are really saying "F Joe Biden".

A big disaster occurs in the United States as a result of 46. For example, vaccine mandates across the country.

Crowd (chants): Let's Go Brandon!

by nigelA October 11, 2021

Branned

1. Completely and utterly retarded
2. Severely fucked up
3. A stronger way of saying 'cunt'

Ray: I just had sex with my daughter
S: What the fuck, thats branned.
J: Ray, you're such a bran...

by Cancerous cigs contain cancer December 22, 2008

Brandon Moment

A moment of time in which a person has a large amount of stupidity and forgets something trivial or important.

1. "Dude, you have to see this!" *shows* *moments later* "Dude, you have to see this!"

2. "I think you're the only person in the world not to use Trishula's effect when you summon it." "Yeah, you just had a Brandon Moment."

by ColdKlaus September 2, 2011