clam bake

When receiving analingus from another party, sitting on their mouth and proceeding to defacate.

I was with this girl the other night and I gave her a clam bake because she wasn't down with doing anal.

by Streetsweepa September 25, 2009

Shake and Bake

The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.

A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.

by IG1879 January 6, 2020

Baking the Piss

Another way of saying Taking the Mickey. This time, there's no Disney twist. Sorry malwarebytes!

Rosechu, stop Baking the Piss!

by kaijak music bickey January 24, 2025

That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

Baked

Sexy , Just Right , Super Cute

Dang That Boy Is Baked

by CeeCeeBaeeBayyy November 25, 2011

Wake and bake and bake

When you wake and bake (smoke weed soon after waking up) and then cook up some breakfast or “bake” again (it doesn’t have to be actual baking).

Yo, I got some good weed and pancake mix, wanna wake and bake and bake tomorrow morning?

by mr richard August 13, 2019

Baked

Really fucking high, but not as high as a highgasm

Damn dude, I am so baked right now...

by Asparrowwithmachineguns July 21, 2016