Baby Toucher

A person who places his/her fingers where babies make bathroom fun.

1)You damn baby toucher, if I ever catch you touching my son in his cornhole again I will eat your face.
2)Charles Dickens

by D Money October 22, 2003

tissue baby

The putting of one's sperm in a tissue after ejaculation instead of using it for the impregnation of a women.

eric is such a waste of life, he should have been a tissue baby.

by smc44 October 8, 2005

CTY Babies

A baby made while at CTY. It is very hard to find a place to make a baby at CTY, however it can be done with some cunning and skill, of which there is abundance at CTY. Some of the best places/time are while everyone is at dinner or in the many tunnels of the HUB

John and Jane had on of the first ever CTY Babies. He came back to CTY and was my RA last year.

by Potatoe August 13, 2006

Baby Bling

Celebrity babies adopted or conceived for publicity purposes.

Madonna headed to Africa to pick up some baby bling.

by Rob Bonner November 13, 2006

Snowball baby

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth, then the woman puts the cum into the man's mouth, and then the man eats the woman out and gets the cum in her vagina.
Then the woman becomes pregnant.

John and Jane got together with a kinky night of fun, then nine months later, Jane had a Snowball baby.

by MiraKatana May 16, 2009

baby swallower

a girl who always ends any sexual encounter by swallowing the cum shot.

i got a date with amy tonight. she is a notorious baby swallower!

by russland September 10, 2010

beta baby

The first baby born into a group of female friends. The use of the word "beta" implies that the arrival of this child will bring out a variety of friends' personal issues and test the strength of the bonds that hold the group together.

Friend #1: "Angie never has time to go out with us anymore. She was a lot more fun before she became a mom."

Friend #2: "Uh-oh, sounds like someone's resenting the beta baby."

by Anna LeStache May 10, 2011