apple computer

A computer-like object that tries to pretend that it is a PC. Instead, it is just an electronic toy controlled by a mouse with only one button. Disgraceful! Commonly referred to as a Macintrash, Crapintosh, or Macintrash (because of Macintosh apples, of course).

In elementary school, before we learned what real computers were, we thought apple computers were very technologically advanced.

by Brubaker July 7, 2003

an apple

make shift bong

Matt: "Dude you broke my bong, what can we do?"

Fred: "How about an apple"

by kzdhdfsimweerilaseiojedre September 6, 2010

green apple splatters

The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.

Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"

Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"

Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"

Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"

by MCMXCV April 26, 2008

apple computer

The premier computer platform used by top multimedia professionals. Hacks and mindless drones in cubicles use PCs.

Damn... I wish I had some talent, then I would have an excuse to buy an Apple Computer.

by Mac Daddy August 28, 2003

applebaum

an extreme idiot. Usually used with boys and never used in a good way. Often times people use this to describe a stoner.

Stupid Applebaum! You make me want to cry with your idiocracy.

by Davi-E G. September 6, 2006

applecore

Applecore, or AxC, is a rebellion against all the stupid-ass cores that exist today.

what the hell is grindcore/trashcore/dancecore?
it/they/he sounds unlistenable.

that's why there's applecore.
it's inedible, but it's highly listenable.

"God, why are there so many stupid -core genres now. I think i'll just invent my own and call it applecore."

by Alex Dowson September 7, 2008

Apple pie

When you are having a threesome and there's a guy probing the female in front of him while being probed himself by another guy behind him

That threesome that was blowing up on PornHub had an apple pie

by Vaptain March 18, 2015