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Apple fans

Apple fans can't grab poop
by Food... September 25, 2019
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Bread Apple

Formed by a couple or more pieces of bread which have been de-crusted and squished into the shape of an apple. Usually eaten as an apple too.
Let's get some bread and make a BREAD APPLE!
by Milly McGuffle June 20, 2008
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Ass apple

1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.

2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.
After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.
by Originaljeffy October 3, 2017
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putting in an application

The act of trying to get a blowjob, handjob or any other sexual job. Also known as "puttin' in the app." and "applying for a job" In reference to getting hired.
"Dude I'm definetly putting in an application with Tiffany tonight."

"I really need a blowjob. At the bar tonight as long as its a chick...I'm puttin' in the app."

"Yo, look at Vaughn applying for a job...he's not gettin it."
by joey bananas May 8, 2008
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apple and pairs

"Im going up the apple and pairs"
by Edwide August 14, 2006
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applelicker

A person who flirts with or dates another person's crush for a short period of time, not out of strong desire, but rather as a method to spite the person with the crush.

Originally derived from the childish behavior of licking someone's food, such as an apple, and then giving it back to the other person, just to ruin the other's experience.

Can also be used as a verb, to lick someone's apple.
Sally doesn't even really like Ted. She's just hitting on him to piss off Allison. What an applelicker!

Yeah, she's totally licking Allison's apple!
by Jerk4240 July 5, 2007
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apple barrel

(noun) Nickname for a person with a gapping mouth that men could use to dip their balls (or bob for apples) in. Unlike teabagging, member must be awake.
That dude is an apple barrel, cuz he never shuts his fucking mouth
by Tucker Tyson June 20, 2008
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