brillo job

the act of oral sex between to men, usually with a scruffy beard and mustash i.e. andrew pretended to be asleep while he recieved a blow job from tyrone.

"Hey can you believe Drew got a brillo job from some random dude!?! Thats some repugnant ass shit!!!

by jemhunter December 25, 2008

sneak job

The act of inserting any object into someone's anus without their consent or knowledge.

I felt a tingle and suddenly I noticed I had just gotten a sneak job.

by Katy B. December 7, 2006

job bag

A job bag is a pointless manila envelope to keep track of jobs you are doing, often they are left completely empty as the job is completed quicker than the time it takes to create one.

Sarah, can you open me a job bag, thanks

by Confused Designer April 5, 2017

smog job

Farting while receiving fellatio.

She went down on me and used too much teeth, so I gave her a smog job.

by Aaron Robert Raymond Jr. August 11, 2009

Deutsch job

A hand job, from someone who is of German descent

guy 1 "I got with this girl last night. She kept speaking German, and gave me a really vigorous hand job"

guy 2 "you got a Deutsch job?"

by pastryface August 8, 2010

Patch Job

n. - not ideal employment usually outside of one’s preferred industry; used to fill the hole in a resume

The job market is frozen right now. There are no designer jobs out there. Guess I'll find a patch job to hold me over.

by MTskier October 11, 2010

Tap Job

When a male stimulates a female’s clitoris to orgasm by repeatedly and vigorously tapping it with the penis head.

Sheila squirts in buckets when Roger gives her a tap job.

Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017