by bloat hunter April 01, 2017
A Mag Job or "Magglio" refers to fellatio from a morbidly obese trashy whore wearing wrap around sunglasses made famous by major league baseball player Magglio Ordonez.
by moses malone2 February 16, 2010
1. A sexual activity involving an elderly woman having her way with the male's genitalia
2. Another way to say that a person's work was not to expectation, and usually done out of laziness
2. Another way to say that a person's work was not to expectation, and usually done out of laziness
Mike: yo Derek shes so fine i just want to do her
Derek: yeah I guess, i like older women though, im into those Granny Jobs
Mike: oh wow
Or:
Nico: hey mark, this is not what I was expecting. What you have done here looks like a Granny Job
Mark: I did my best. I could start over if you want?
Derek: yeah I guess, i like older women though, im into those Granny Jobs
Mike: oh wow
Or:
Nico: hey mark, this is not what I was expecting. What you have done here looks like a Granny Job
Mark: I did my best. I could start over if you want?
by ddrop213 October 28, 2011
When a male stimulates a female’s clitoris to orgasm by repeatedly and vigorously tapping it with the penis head.
Sheila squirts in buckets when Roger gives her a tap job.
Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.
Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.
by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2017
Last night, a girl and I went behind the frat castle and she game me a jungle job!
I have bug bites from last night's jungle job.
Tarzan is the king of jungle jobs.
I have bug bites from last night's jungle job.
Tarzan is the king of jungle jobs.
by Eric the jungle job pioneer November 23, 2009
When someone smiles for a very creepily long amount of time until the other person freaks out and there reaction is unknown.
The purpose of this is to see peoples random reactions to get a rise of laughter from you and your friends.
"I just gave that old man a smile job from a across the room and he winked at me!"....*hysterical laughter*
The purpose of this is to see peoples random reactions to get a rise of laughter from you and your friends.
"I just gave that old man a smile job from a across the room and he winked at me!"....*hysterical laughter*
by thesaminator17 October 11, 2010
by Aaron Robert Raymond Jr. August 12, 2009