frosty hog

The act of taking your penis and dipping the tip of it into an alcoholic Baja Blast from Taco Bell to prevent premature ejaculation.

"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."

by frosty pete January 3, 2025

Crank The Hog

Masturbating aggressively, often times in a corporate setting

“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge

by anonymous June 16, 2025

Rim Hog

The Rim Hog tends to appear at gay orgies where he sucks out and licks up every load deposited in a cum dump. He does this in a voracious manner as if starved for cum nourishment.

Did you see Nicky at the orgy last night? He must have sucked up 20+ loads from that one guy! Bro's a Rim Hog!

by Zodo5 June 27, 2025

HOG nesta

a bump back whale who only eats fats and meat without exercise so be prepared to see some it come out looking like it's about it explode. It's natural habitat is the kitchen or the bedroom that looks like a prison where it belongs. It's also a "lesbian" so it's apart of the mentally ill spectrum.

"omg papa looks what is that thing in the zoo"

"Oh that, it's just a HOG nesta eating fats and lying on the floor like a hump back whale"

by Sleepymuch? July 2, 2025

Hog sap

The grime that one seeps after a long hauled pigging

Oy! I tried to give you a hug and all I got was this hand drenched in hog sap

"You're going about has wreaked you of hog sap!"

by Idontmow July 16, 2025

Bong hogging cunt

Someone who jampacks their cones, wastes the sesh and hogs the bong

Timmy buy your own fucking weed and give me my bong back you bong hogging cunt

by Theweedman42069 July 26, 2025

Joint hogging

The act of holding onto a joint way too long, puffing it multiple times, and refusing to pass it around the circle.

Minimum of 3 hits in a row or keeping it for over 1 minute qualifies an individual to be a jointhogger.

Yo Noddy pass the Joint already, you’re joint hogging again!Fuckin Drugger is a Shaolin smoker.

by NotsoA September 8, 2025