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purple sock

Phenomenon occuring during anal sex, when the penis is partially retracted from anus quickly, slightly drawing out the purple-hued interior wall of from the sphincter, creating a sock-like effect around the penis, e.g. a "purple sock" pulled over the penis.
"Buddy, I was crushin' ass on this bitch so hard... I was totally pulling out the purple sock."
by talking goat June 23, 2003
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secret sock

A condom....usually latex....always clandestine.
Mom "Benjamin do you have everything you need for summer camp? Your sleeping bag....your flashlight....clean underwear...."
Benjamin "Hell yes mother. I got me a nice new box of secret socks too. I heard Veronica McDougal's gonna be at CAMP too!!"
by MBFree September 6, 2008
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Argyle sock

When two men cum on a woman's face. The criss-crossing semen makes an argyle pattern.
Jamal and Tyrell straight-up gave that bitch an argyle sock. She was wiping cum off her face for weeks.
by J Hogan January 4, 2008
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Sock Fucker

a person who removes all other articles of clothing but fails to remove their socks before intercourse; usually male
So I was hooking up with this guy last night and he was a SOCK FUCKER!!!
by missbirdle July 12, 2010
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Sock Rule

If you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it. But if the socks are comfortable, (fluffy, just nice feeling to the feet) then it automatically cancels out the rule.
The homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.
by Man of Coochie March 3, 2022
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Poop sock

A poop sock is something that is tasty!
by Guncle Fred April 11, 2019
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Sock Party

When a group of people get together and party hardy in their favorite pair or pairs of socks. And Dance Dance Dance and Mingle. And Laugh and Celebrate Life in their comfy socks. Including snacks and drinks and sock games and a BEST SOCK CONTEST. Best party you'll have of the year. You can even wear your PJ's if you want. To be EXTRA SOCK PARTY COMFY. :)
"OMG. GUYS! Friday is the sock party! Did you pick your socks you wanna wear yet?"

"Dude, that sock party last weekend was the dopest party yet. I should have one the best socks contest tho."
by PrincessRae725 August 31, 2021
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