prettiest boy ever

sajjad 😞🫶 fuck he’s so handsome words don’t mean NOTHING compared to him, nothing rounds up to explain how perfect he is. His smile, his laugh, his eyes, he’s so finee, everything about this boy is going to be the death of me 🫶

he is the prettiest boy ever.

by munknight April 20, 2023

you took everything from me

i don’t even know who you are

“you took EVERYTHING from me 🤕”
“i don’t even know who you are 🤔”
“😏 you will 😈”

by ZΣPH Ψ April 22, 2023

I CANT EVEN ENJOY DOMINOS ANYMORE

If you see that your dominos pizza has been eaten by Protobot. You lost your appetite

NOOOOOOO! I CANT EVEN ENJOY DOMINOS ANYMORE!😭😭😭😭😭😭

by ICANENJOYDOMINOS April 27, 2023

Apple and Eve

When your girlfriend fucks up your mind so badly that you think you're her.

I don't know what she fed me but now I think I'm her now, what an apple and Eve mindfuck.

by Ernit April 28, 2023

Best Boyfriend Ever

justice!

friend: who is that?
me: oh! that’s just the best boyfriend ever!

by anonymous May 2, 2023

PEOPLE LEAKING PERPLEXPLORE EVENT

WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE THE EVENT PERPLEXPLORE IS ON WEDNESDAY UR NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAK IT I HATE THESE PEOPLE LIKE UGH

Example 1

ugly person:"huzah! huzahahaha! HUz!- zah!"
person: "I HATE PEOPLE LEAKING PERPLEXPLORE EVENT LIKE SHUT THE HELL UP!!"

Example 2
ugly person: "omg look its epic sneyser real its so cool look"
person: "kys"

by mkunga May 15, 2023

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023