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excuses are like asses

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.
Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
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hot buttered ass

"Your food sucks, this tastes like hot buttered ass"
by Gwydion January 19, 2004
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Slack ass Mofo's

Slack arse whores who stay on break all day and hardly ever take any calls.
"Look at Eddy, Aubrey, Ian, Simmo, Brennan, Spada, Bartley, Connolly and Tristian. They are a bunch of slack ass Mofo's today."

"What you talking about fool, they is always a bunch of slack ass mofos".
by Justin Kerwin May 15, 2005
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Slap ass month

There is no such a thing as "slap ass month" it is NOT okay to do that to someone.
My friend: "hahahah imma slap her's ass"
Me:"bro, no, it's not okay"
My friend: "but it's slap ass month"
Me: "no, it's just rude"
by SomeoneWhoRespectsOthers October 12, 2020
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Wash your ass

1. a concluding remark or gesture at parting - often used interjectionally
2. a taking of leave
3. goodye
4. see you later
John S.: I'm Out of here.
Mike R.: Wash your ass.
by demondg1 August 6, 2010
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Balls deep in that ass

During any sporting event, when someone has been throughly fucked.
When everone agrees that they were completely embarrassed.
I'v never seen a spike that hard to the face.
Yeah, he was balls deep in that ass.
by Demon by the deed June 29, 2004
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milky ass nigga

A niggy with an attitude.
Dude Steve said that Eddie was a milky ass nigga.
by Elemental Fear November 1, 2006
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