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Christmas Valley 

Little country town in south central Oregon where there’s vast fields of green. A destination where the locals know each other by name and famous for cowboy dinner tree. As old as time and sightseeing from beginning of time.

Don’t come here we don’t want you here.

Quit stealing stuff to, your pissing people off.
The sand dunes in Christmas Valley are super fun to ride on.
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scally valley 

home of the kid with the flobsters 😔😔
someone "yea I just moved here from scally valley"
someone else "ohh the home of the kid with the flobsters"
scally valley by jaxs office August 10, 2023

Silicone Valley 

The chest area between a plastic bimbo’s tits. The tits being the two silicone mountains that make up that valley.
You see that bimbo slut over there? I Motorboated her silicone valley!

Juniata Valley 

A school in Alexandria, PA, that's wreaks with the small of cow shit, unshaved whore pussy, and gangsta redneck middle-of-nowhere kids.
Often you'll encounter the group of basic white bitches who are as two-faced as any crystal bitch who describes the definition of a Gemini. It's not uncommon for them to suck a cock like it's the last one on Earth. Many look like crack babies.

You may find band kids who are social rejects and start drama in their clique that nobody enjoys due to their ridiculous amounts of snowflakeness.

Often you may be barked at or tortured by the boys for being an outsider. Which is basically if you aren't smoking a USB stick from China and aren't playing football.

Hell on Earth.
Dude, I went to Juniata Valley since 6th grade. It's Hell.
Juniata Valley by sexybeans October 14, 2023

Pothead Valley 

Place full of potheads, inbreds, and druggies
Guy: Yo, you heard about Pothead Valley.
Girl: Oh yeah that one school with the kids who smoke in the bathroom stalls lol.
Pothead Valley by Pothead Valley November 14, 2023

Mid Valley School District 

Some random school located in Throop PA . No fights have happened, here but if u are in the HS. your gonna see those damn kids swearing alot in the canteen. Mostly chill kids on buses. but insane in the canteen, ALSO ANNOUNCEMENTS HAPPEN while im eating. Their craft fairs suck.

Has a trash hsfb team. Its called the spartans.

Seriously also it has insane special ed kids in es.

Also i think that the admin is corrupt here since, THEY LETTIN THEM KIDS CUSS.

I ALSO HEARD A GROUP OF BLACKS ALL SAY NIGGAS!
Hey dude,
What
Do you hate the cougars?
Yes
Do you live in Mid Valley School District?\
Yes
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Uncanny Valley 

The Uncanny Valley is a feeling of mixed emotions, like disgust and familiarity at the same time. Like feeling love and hate at the same time, with little in between. People with certain personalities can evoke uncanny valley feelings, people with narcissism, or certain mental health conditions that have a duality to them, can evoke feelings of sympathy and contempt at the same time. It can be expressed mathematically as a reverse bell curve.
The Uncanny Valley of Narcissism is that the person is simulatenously charming and cruel, affectionate and withholding, super fun, yet boring, opinionated, yet stands for nothing. Because you never know if you're getting jekyll or hyde, the target feels an uncanny valley of emotions.