The Tijuana trunk crossing

When a gym enthusiast sharts whilst committing to a gut wrenching dead lift or squat.

"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.

by Sal_paradise February 22, 2023

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Tickle my trunk

The act of male masturbation.

snuffleupagus left me on read... I had to tickle my trunk in the shower....

by Bigwheels88 March 11, 2023

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junk in the trunk

the most voluptuous of all asses

shorty got some real junk in the trunk

by SebaliMotherTrucker June 17, 2024

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Elephants pooping out of their trunks

The act of an elephant taking a diarrhea shit or a shart and it coming out of their trunk

I watched elephants pooping out of their trunks on www.elephantporn.com

by weenis boi 74 July 31, 2021

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Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022

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pfhhh pfhh, thunk thunk thunk thunk, yipie

A polar bear escaping a circular in closure with blocks of ice, in summer.

Person 1 "I have a riddle for you. A polar bear is in a circular zoo enclosure he escaped in the middle of summer. How?"

person 2 " easy, pfhhh pfhh, thunk thunk thunk thunk, yipie!"

Person 1 " ... Why am I friends with you? "

by ThePolarBearInQuestion August 7, 2023

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