When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.
Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.
by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007
Get the slam twattedmug. The girl who blames other girls for her boyfriend or husband’s infidelities. No sisterhood. Blame game.
Omg. Emily is a psychopath twat. Her husband sexted over 27 girls .. and yet she tries to slut Shame them on Facebook!
by Mimi1990lbhs October 20, 2017
Get the Psychopath Twatmug. by Sex vibe July 25, 2018
Get the Twat maestromug. 
by WillieHich December 3, 2019
Get the Twat shitmug. A vagina of a used up woman. The discharge is green like wasabi and when their unsuspecting next victim is done having their fun...they feel the burn!!
My neighbor charges a small fee to enter her wasabi twat! Have fun fellas...hope you have insurance!!
by Bee_n_Bee September 11, 2019
Get the wasabi twatmug. The tag used on photos taken on June 14th, where you put a hat on someone who you think is a twat, then take a picture of them, while telling them of the tradition.
by blackichan May 28, 2013
Get the Twat in a hatmug.