planes hit the towers

Things went bad, not unlike "shit hit the fan"

Everything was good until Bob got the hiccups... that's about when the planes hit the towers.

by will mitchell July 3, 2003

cock toker

one who tokes the cock (a frequent cock sucker) a fuckin dumbass

brain mathews is a cock toker, he is always wanting to toke my cock

by mike97684 July 25, 2006

The Towel

When a male rubs his pubes on another person in a whipping or toweling motion.

"Dude...I gave that bitch the towel last night."

by Lil Bricks March 16, 2009

guest towel

When you are gettin a chick from behind who has long hair, grab the hair and thoroughly wipe off your dick after you've finished. Keep in mind guest towels are for decoration only so if you use it, dont expect another invite.

Your Roommate: Hey, whatever happened with that chick you brought home the other night?

You: Oh, she wont be back, I used the guest towel.

by b-tox May 26, 2012

Towel

Contrary to the other dumbass definitions of towel, a towel is someone so fucking useless that they would be better off as a towel.

Person 1: Dan forgot to grab the tickets yesterday!
Person 2: what a god damn towel

by Towelhead696969 June 17, 2010

fuck-towel

the nearest shirt or towel used to wipe clean after sex.

Hey sweetie, could you hand me the fuck-towel on your side of the bed. Thanks.

by crazyV January 4, 2006

Tina towel party

A party consisting of gay men using methamphetamine. The scene is generally a sexually charged, porn indulgent debacle where most of the participants fail to "get off", although they may try for hours or days. The telltale signs of a Tina towel party are conspicuous popper usage, greasy doorknobs, remote controls sealed in zip-lock baggies, and furniture draped with bath towels, hence the name.

Harry: Hey Lyle, didn't I see you at that Tina towel party the other night?
Lyle: Yeah, I was there. Why?
Harry: Well, so far 3 of us got the clap. You may want to go see Linda down at the clinic, just to be sure.

by oh, Mary! December 10, 2009