piss mop

an ugly whore, or any ugly girl in general who you would piss on.

man, jessica is just a fucking piss mop.

by horizar May 13, 2005

piss equilibrium

Piss equilibrium occurs when in sex, a man and a woman start pissing at equal forces. This often times causes multiple universes to collapse at once due to the piss collapsing into its Schwarzchild radius, forming a kugelblitz so powerful that the space-time continuum is ripped apart at once. The only survivor of this piss equilibrium is known as a piss baby, formed from the piss of a man and woman, who inherits superhuman strength.

"Dude did you hear that VSauce was a piss baby?"
"Yeah, that piss equilibrium created a good one"

by Andrew Wangerdoodle June 8, 2018

zombie piss

an alcoholic deink consisting of two parts vodka and one part pickle juice. Named after the delightful flavor, and the way you feel after drinking more than three.

yo, barkeep! A round of zombie piss for my homies!

by ulcerated liver 5000 January 19, 2011

Soda Piss

Used when comparing to something clear.

Teacher: Crystal clear kids?
Sarcastic Student: Clear as soda piss!

"I drank a bunch of soda, now my piss is dark... I got soda piss"

by Llandon January 19, 2009

sissy pissing

A man sitting down on a toilet to urinate.

The bathroom at the Gay bar was really gross, sissy pissing was out of the question.

by Joseph the Adorable July 17, 2016

Piss crease

A womens crack that is smeared with stale piss.

John says to jim "So john have you pounded your pork sword into her piss crease yet?" To which john replyed "No you daft twat shes my sister!".

by William epps. October 6, 2008

Dog Piss

Essentially it’s the polar opposite to phrases that use the word “Piss” to imply something is easy such as “Piece of piss”, so Dog Piss would be used to say that something is hard or difficult. It’s related to the phrase “Dog Shit” in the sense of conveying negativity.

Person 1: Yo, have you completed the Algebra and Pythagoras homework yet?
Person 2: No, it’s utter dog piss. I can’t seem to work it out at all...
(maybe I should get off of UrbanDictionary.com and revise more instead of procrastinating.)

by Pepsii February 1, 2018