dick bonging

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.

My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."

by _kris10 May 2, 2015

Dick asshole

Michael

“What a dick asshole, he breaks my pencils”
“oh he must be a michael.”

by Wilma dicfit 69 November 11, 2019

Dick Syndrome

When a close female friend of yours gets a boyfriend and you never hear from them. You are lucky to get a hello. With this dick in the vicinity they start acting like one, like they are permanently attached to it. They cancel plans for it or ignore you. As soon as that relationship does not work they are once again your friend looking for the next one.

" I never hear from Lisa anymore, she has changed since she met Todd. We used to spend lots of time together but now she prefers the company of his penis".

" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".

by Pinkstar22 April 25, 2013

Bed Dick

Sleep so good it's like the bed fucked you.

OU BITCH!!! I got me some good bed dick last night.

by ChubbyQween July 19, 2020

A hotdog dick

When you put your dick in a hotdog bun

Griffin- my gf wants to give me a hotdog dick
Tyler- wow I wish I was you

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

Dick Freak

A girls who is crazy about big hard cocks, usually will only date guys who are very big. whenever they are with a guy there is only one subject of conversation..... his dick. She will pull it out and play with it every chance she gets.

My girlfriend is only 15 but she is such a dick freak. She's constantly getting in my pants

by drbubba February 23, 2009

dick patrol

A gang led by Beth Thomas

"Hey look there's Beth Thomas.. The dick patrol aka ittie bittie tittie club mustn't be far behind"

by Yoman11 March 15, 2014