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finkle snatch

That Juli girl is a fucking finkle snatch
by Smitty Werbenyagermanjenson October 2, 2019
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Aunt B's Snatch

Another name for non-descript - party alcohol or mixed drink, either in the inexpensive or of an uncommon variety. These batches of liquor usually involve a picture of an animal, fruits or old people to attract their victims as they stroll through the liquor store. Besides Betty White, Aunt B is one of the most venerable "old lady's" around and one can imagine she would have a hooch stash behind the baked beans or baking soda for those special occasions. Snatch is similar sounding to "hooch" and this nomenclature adds a more comedic vibe to the drink...... if not rekindling the sexual fantasies of our great grandfather's youth while at the same time knocking the dust off a once was for sure a very vibrant and active young muffin.
The float down the Frio River was going great until I had polished off the last bit of Aunt B's Snatch and I busted my tube on a hidden underwater branch.
by goliwag February 23, 2024
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Snatch Slap

Accidentally smacking a snatch instead of an ass cheek
Bend over I’m going to snatch slap your taco!
by Sassy Pants Sarah December 4, 2021
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Snatch Snacker

A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.
She's a snatch snacker.
They're a couple of raving snatch snackers.
by David R.Miles February 12, 2008
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wonder snatch

Where the pu**y too good you can't think straight.
"Bro I let her peg me yesterday"
"Bro why?"
"Bro she got that wonder snatch bro"
by Snotloverz January 8, 2021
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American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.
Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.
by Baatar March 16, 2024
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Snatch Crap

My wife just took a snatch crap! We are so excited to add a new member to our family.
by Voodoohauler June 17, 2023
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