canadian christmas balls

When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved

I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged

by pimpmasterG December 7, 2014

The Canadian fuck room

A certain Tim hortons bathroom located in Toronto where people go to fuck when there’s no where else

I think I just say David enter the Canadian fuck room with Rachel

by anonymous June 4, 2022

Canadian Hair Gel

When you bust a nut in a girls hair and it hardens overnight

that girl I brought home from the bars last night woke up this morning with canadian hair gel

by DirtyD23 December 1, 2010

Canadian Nut Launcher

A direct, and powerful kick to the nuts/genitalia.

"some guy was harassing me so I gave him a Canadian Nut Launcher."

by 3leafedIvy October 27, 2023

canadian ski patrol

Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.

The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !

by Canadian Ski Patrol April 14, 2014

Canadian Snow Cone

When you are in Canada and you grab the snow off the ground and put it on your penis and stick it up a girls ass.

Richard and I went outside and we were getting a little horny so he decided to give me a good old fashion Canadian snow cone.

by Bovascochaville January 11, 2021

Canadian goose hash

Another name for chewing tabacco

Hey brother let me get a pinch of that Canadian goose hash

by TruckerBoy87 June 25, 2019