King Tabingo

A legendary ruler who runs his kingdom like a perfectly dysfunctional command economy. Under King Tabingo’s reign, every citizen is required to follow his “Five-Year Plan,” which changes every five minutes. He controls all production, distribution, and even the national snack supply—usually to make sure he gets the biggest portion. Known for giving extremely dramatic speeches about efficiency while personally causing 90% of the inefficiency. Subjects fear his most powerful decree: “Because I said so.”

Despite the absolute rule, King Tabingo insists his leadership style is “collaborative,” meaning he collaborates with himself and then announces the decision to everyone else.

“Bro, our group project turned into a command economy the moment Tyler started acting like King Tabingo and assigning everyone jobs without asking.”

by zvlr December 5, 2025

Gnome Tasing

Procrastinating, specifically with flash games on the internet.

I saw my boss gnome tasing when he said he was finishing the monthly reports

by Sumgyen Pakistan December 12, 2025

Divine Timing

Divine Timing .. that elusive waiting and waiting until Marlene decides its time

well if we didnt have those bacon sandwiches we would have got out earlier marlene said to keeeeeerrrreeeeee .... its all in the divine timing

by Darryl_Barry December 15, 2025

dylan taxing

it’s a chill nonchalant word for telling someone you took someone else’s beer

i was just dylan taxing your brothers drinks

by dinkanddonk26 January 4, 2026

Video Game Timing

When you complete something that is annoying or hard just before the school bell rings or supper is ready

Guy: I finally got done with my calculus Homework :D
Mum: SUPPER TIME!!
Guy: major Video Game Timing...

by Pilbane January 24, 2013

reverse test-taking

Where you don't physically/emotionally feel up to insipidly wading through an entire 0%!$&@# textbook-article prior to taking the post-test, and so you simply take the test "first" instead of "last", skimming the book to locate just the answer to each question as you read it off from the test-sheet.

I was always a low-stamina student with short attention-span and poor concentration, so I always had to perform just the reverse test-taking method to pass my exams.

by QuacksO October 5, 2018

the idiots are taking over

A GREAT NOFX SONG FROM THE ALBUM "the war on errorism"

have you heard of the idiots are taking over by nofx??

by ThatPansexual July 13, 2021