straight edge

A lifestyle choice often used to show how hardcore you are, and therefore better than all the rest of us poor sinners.

"I'm straightedge. Its WHO I AM."
"Go tell it to someone who cares..."

by curvy dodecahedron June 5, 2004

straight head

A person suffering from a rather uncomfortable condition caused by a lack of mind bending drugs.

guy1-"whats up?"
guy2-"i just had to spend the whole day with my family, it was a nightmare they are such fucking straight heads.

by Snow-e November 6, 2006

straight-passing

invisibility of bi and other gay sexualities such as queer, pan, heteroflexible, homoromantic, etc.

Let's crush this straight-passing heteronormativity by bi visibility.

by suck_my_d33 June 25, 2021

straight edge

A bunch of hypoctitical dicks with inferiority complexes that say they dont drink, smoke, or have premarital sex but, still hang out at the bars I frequent to start fights with people who do those things. People defined as straight edge usually hate their dads, or have small penises, or both. The ones with no visible tattos usually become cops for that very reason.

john: hey jim i think im gonna go straight edge.

Jim: i didnt know you hated your dad.

by eqosome August 14, 2009

straight gay

-used to describe something as absoulutley gay.

-A straight person who acts gay.

-Bisexual

-A gay who acts straight.

-to be extremly happy

Hey, faggot quit being straight gay. I know you think about me errday. Gay fagget.

by str8upgayBrah January 29, 2010

Super Straight

"Super Straight" is a term, thought to have originated on 4chan, describing normal heterosexuality, with the difference being the non-attraction to transgender individuals.

It is widely regarded as an invalid sexuality, since the mere preference for cisgender individuals doesn't define an entirely new sexuality, and creating a new term that implies superiority, simply by cancelling out- and denying transgender individuals is inherently transphobic.

Trans woman: Hey, wanna go out sometime?
Super Straight Person: Ew no, you're transgender, I won't date you
Trans woman: Why, though?
Super Straight Person: I am Super Straight!

by thotaroo March 7, 2021

Straight Edge

To avoid everything good in life and suffer by yourself or with your other straight edge shit cunts. You don't have fun, or know what it is, obviously.

I'm straight edge.
*initiate homosexuality*

by Booterz August 17, 2008