Simpslayer

A person who is not friends with any simps

John is a Simpslayer

by SIMPSLAYERJOE May 27, 2022

Symphony

Simultaneously snoring and farting while asleep.

His symphony triggered the fire alarm and scared my cats away!

by CareBear82 June 1, 2022

simpseeker

This is an individual who purposely flaunts their god given assets or abilities to draw the opposite sex in. Once they get the simp's attention, they will exploit them for any type of gain. A simpseeker shall not be confused with an attention whore because the only thing an attention whore wants to gain is attention. A simpseeker wants something in return.

-danithedame

Johnny: "you talk to the new girl?"
Eric: "nahh i heard she's a simpseeker"

by DanitheDame June 27, 2022

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

SMPSKPRO

The best youtube channel ever

Plz sub 2 SMPSKPRO.

by SMPSKPRO July 18, 2022

Symphony

A kind of person that loves to party, though gets angry easily, still is a fun person to hang out with! They're passionate for whatever profession they choose. They also are very smart, though usually not very tall and beautiful.

Jog: dang, that girls a real symphony.
Bog:ye.

by Goodisfoodisgood July 19, 2022

Sympabeggar

A person who begs for attention and sympathy, also simps from person to person even if it gets toxic.

He's such a sympabeggar, I can't even be friends with him.

by Teaheaandyes July 21, 2022