DichtHer Scale

A form of measuring a woman's performance based on a scale relative to the balance of Looks, Ability, and willingness.

John: Yo dude how was last night? She was pretty cute.
Eric: Eh she rated about a 6 on the DichtHer scale.

by Perrywinkle Mcghee The fourth February 27, 2010

scrotum scales

when flakes of dry vaginal juices fall off the scrotum, like dry skin, after an excessively long night of hogging ogres. also, scrotum scales may occur if you jizz on your balls while masturbating, and forget to clean them off properly.

1. dude, it looks like my balls belong in the reptilian family. they have scales!!!!!

Roach - yo, i fucked barbie last night. its like her pussy sprung a leak all over my balls.

Greg - dude, thats fuckin bangin!

Roach - not really.. now i have scrotum scales.

by Ricky F. Baby January 25, 2011

Ballosity Scale

Ballosity Scale - (noun) To refer to the unpleasantness of a current task using a 1 to 10 method.

(sentence) That shift at work was about a 7 on the ballosity scale man.

by mrs. moogoo July 7, 2011

Dickter Scale

The amount of force exerted from you dick while having sexual intercourse.

Dude I rocked her last night! It was a 8.7 on the Dickter Scale!

by Archerdog March 17, 2012

Dickter Scale

The level of Dickness that one is achieving by being a Dick to people.

Gary is being such a Dick lately that his Dickness is rating a 9.0 on the Dickter Scale.

by RTD2 September 4, 2013

Fro Scale

A method for measuring the level of humidity, depending on how frizzy one's hair gets once exposed to the air outside.

-It must be muggy today, check out this chick's hair
-Yeah that must be around an 8.5 on the Fro Scale

by AdaraJade October 19, 2013

Dad scared

When you're scared shitless of a girl's father but you also want him to like you and trust you so you have his blessing to date his daughter and you're scared because you don't know what he's going to do or say or ask you

hey I was dad scared last night

by Partymaster October 10, 2016