The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A nickname for your anus

I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

Pancake

A male organ, between the knees, that is 1" long and 12" inches in round.

Joe just pancaked this chic, she's all smiles now.

by BigDaddy39 April 19, 2011

liquid pancakes

Lesbian squatting on girlfriends breasts while cumming

I was riding her face, and just when I was about to cum I slid down on her tits and gave her some liquid pancakes

by ZEB IS Gawd September 6, 2016

hair pancake

A huge clump of hair that nobody in their right mind would consider edible. Possibly supernatural, or possibly just freshly removed from the shower drain.

Watch out Minerva, if you leave a hair pancake out Reverse Santa will come early this year.

by iononothing September 8, 2021

tossing your own pancake

A term for female masterbation

Person 1: I've heard you've been tossing your own pancake ;)

Person 2: Haha you know me too well

by GetRekt69M8 July 19, 2016

Pancakes

Interspecies sex in a science fiction story normally from r/hfy

Oh sweet this story has pancakes

by Stuffingthing July 30, 2021