crumpet butt

a small little British butt

Kate Middleton's sister has a crumpet butt

by Madephanie and Stedeline October 11, 2011

Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.

"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"

by johnebbad January 31, 2010

butt spelunking

Verb: The act of spreading the butt cheeks, and diving into the butt hole tongue first.

Hooked up with a chick last night, and she loved it when I went butt spelunking.

Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.

by Stoop Fontain April 21, 2014

Cracks Butt

A word to describe ones frustrations with an object or person. Especially if they had one or two drinks at a slot machine game.

*hits machine* *took all her money* “This cracks butt!”

by Rainswerds April 14, 2019

Wilde Butts

Wilde Butts - A pair of extremely Awesome, Dynamic, Hot Artisan Chilli Bang Bang, burning bad Chilli Sauce, delicious Hot Sauce makers extraordinaire from a farm in Africa on a mission to share their amazing sauces with like minded people

Wilde Butt's Kick Ass! Is that delicious tasting sauce from Wilde Butt's ?
Wilde Butts make the best Chilli Sauce ever!!
Try Wilde Butt's Chilli Bang Bang - it will blow your socks off....

by Wilde Butts August 1, 2017

butt poker

playing poker while using your butt as the main currency.

After a long game of butt poker, we were all to sore to sit down.

by superbrett January 3, 2012

butt shucking

The act of shoving a corn husk up ones booty/corn hole. Similar to pegging (ew), but with corn on the cob. Chocolate covered popcorn is the ideal outcome.

Josh receive a nice butt shucking from his gay lover Devin.

by Pierre Boudreaux August 26, 2017