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milk mouse 

Milk mouse came from the famous ancient philosipher by the name of Moe Jiller. We all know Moe said it best when he saw a hideous fat retarded girl and screamed "ahhhh milk mouse." If the person is incredibally fat they are reffered to as milk moose. The ancient mesopatamian's believes milk mice to be a gift from the gods to show the normal people how ugly they could have been, thus making them feel better about themselves. This also, in effect, later on in the 20th century gave nerds and white trash people that would actually have sex with their virginal bodies.
Wow that ugly, fat, retard is definately a milk mouse
milk mouse by tinkerbell September 7, 2004

Milk sandwich 

To jizz in a sandwich and give it to your Partner
I gave Megan a milk sandwich last night
Milk sandwich by Milk sandwich August 17, 2015

Milk Shakes 

Shakes made out of milk and other things.
Person: "I want a shake made out of milk and other things. I think I will make a milk shake."
Milk Shakes by Evil October 18, 2003

Milk-Stirrer

When having anal sex, the milk-stirrer is the one who is putting their dick in the other person's ass. Picture the ass as the milk glass, the (eventual) semen as the milk, and the dick as the spoon stirring the chocolate (poo-poo) and the milk all up. A very sweet image, isn't it?
Bill: That was so awesome when Tyler stirred my milk yesterday.

Ted: Yes, Tyler is a very good milk-stirrer.

Bill: Go fuck yourself, bitch.

Ted: Okay.

*Ted takes out dildo and fucks himself*

Milk-Boner 

When a male releases sperm all over his erect penis and lets it dry for several hours. His mistress then has to remove the crust via the tongue later on.
A- "Hey, what happened with you and Shelly the other night? Did you guys hook up?"

B- "Nah man, i just have her an old Milk-Boner, it always works."
Milk-Boner by Zeeb Starn November 23, 2011