Goon Titting

The art of concealing cask wine in your breast region in order to smuggle alcohol into a venue or event.

Prior to an event, a woman decides it is an opportunity for Goon Titting. She removes the silver bladder of wine from the box and tactfully inserts it into her sports bra so as to appear as though she is has a large bust, but rather is concealing 2 litres of organic wine.

by Thrupple September 26, 2023

Moon Gooning

The ritualistic act of skinning an Elk, taking the head of a Buffalo, travelling deep into the Cavernous Tavern, and gooning while the moon is out

Okay boys, it’s time for our moon gooning session.

by PH Memeasaur December 7, 2023

goon day

The day of ts gooning pmo

ts icl pmo, im gonna friggin goon day yo, ts gooning pmo

by NxioiiNxio February 1, 2025

goon

it used to mean very bad people in a gang and what not. but now it means jerkin off

friend: whaddup bro
other friend: shut up I'm gooning

by haazedd August 12, 2024

Goons

Crazy, Violent, Bad, Wild, Intention To Harm.

Davey: Why would he send for the Goons, and entire army dozens of Goons plus the cops?

by Hamsies August 27, 2025

Pinterest Gooning

To doom scroll any art, fashion, or cultural media.

Instead of getting a job, Patricia spends her time Pinterest Gooning rather than working towards her dreams.

by NegativePack October 21, 2025

chinese flicker gooning

Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.

A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more

by Chinese flicker gooner June 26, 2025