Festival

The preferred term for a Faire. Often used for Renaissance themed events.

Person 1: I had a blast at the Koroneburg Renaissance Faire yesterday!

Person 2: Don't you mean festival?

by RenFan19345 October 16, 2018

festiblackout

It’s a party where instead of only a few people blacking out, everyone does. Like a festival of blacking out.

“Hey Jace are you going to Shane’s Festiblackout?”
“Oh yeah absolutely”

by JBooty69_ November 22, 2018

Festerday

A day before yesterday. Finally, English language has a word for that.

See also, Fomorrow.

Come on, I wasn't born festerday! (i.e. I'm a bit slow, but not too much)

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He's festerday's news. (i.e. he was yesterday's news yesterday)

by Seb Painter December 15, 2018

Fasty

Very fast

"I went fasty on your bitch"

by Big daddee May 12, 2019

Festival bros

The dudes you only see once or twice a year at music festivals and feel like your best bros while you’re getting lit up together all weekend.

You: hey guys we are going over to Andrew and his friends camp.
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!

by slim_sheady July 14, 2019

Festitute

(n.) Person who 'dates' for the sole purpose of getting taken to shows or festivals.

Person A: "How is that girl at every festival and show, you know she's broke?"

Person B: "She's a festitute, she has always got some john on the hook paying her way."

by j.bane.792 December 10, 2019

Fester

A person who has reached ultimate crustiness and disgustingness, a person who has lost all humanity to being gross

Person 1 :Yo did you see that girl eating a week old piece of dominos pizza

Person 2: ya she’s is like such a fester

by Rock ur world March 27, 2020