Douchbag

A guy who is a player, a slut guy, or who sells weed.

I’m gonna go get high from that douchbag

by Yab2Yabs4Yabs October 8, 2019

douchebag

A bag used to hold one or more douches.

I bought so many douches, I needed a douchebag to carry them.

by ibuprofen May 18, 2009

fucking douchebag

sam palazzola.

fucking douchebag :
my fathherr.

a phyco mother fucker.

by whothefuckdouthink!timonebitch November 23, 2010

douchebag

Pretty much just another insult, refers to a vagina cleaner,

One of the most ineffective insults I’ve ever heard, I can't take someone seriously when they say it.

Commonly used by Americans

me: so I tripped over at the party, luckily your girlfriends tits broke my fall

Sam: you're a douchebag

me: really, that's all you’ve got to say

Sam: yeah don't say that about my girlfriend you douche

me: well anyway after the fall she asked me to get my dick out for her suck on a bit

Sam: get fucked you sad cunt

me: that's better

by frankonera September 5, 2009

doucheberry

Sending emails and/or blackberry instant messages in public places where emailing should not be allowed (i.e. - at the gym, while checking out at the grocery store, while attending concerts and/or sporting events, etc). Those who doucheberry cannot stand to be parted from their phone. Some even own fashionable clips that securely fasten their blackberry to their belt and/or purse.

I sweat my ass off at the gym every evening while Conner just walks on the treadmill and doucheberrys.

by mxedkid February 26, 2008

fudge packin douchbag

a gay guy or some who stick a douch up their ass and fuck themselves with it wih oil or a liqud substance and stickes it in their ass

james bond is a Fudge packin douchbag

by D W3@zy August 2, 2008

Douchebaguette

A French woman who acts like a douchebag.

I'm trying to get a coffee, and this douchebaguette in front of me won't shut up about how you can't get an acceptable croissant anywhere in the US.

by L'Awesome November 16, 2010