The everything doctor

A doctor that helps with all kinds of problems a person might have.

Thomas, you have so many issues you need to see the everything doctor.

by Dorkle3567 November 7, 2018

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I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

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An Asshole Doctor

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.

Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.

by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020

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check up in the docter

(to be) check up in the docter
\çək āp in dā daktēr\
idiom. Guaranteeing your last x years which is stated by Rejab Mohamad Wali aka full face of Kurdistan.

"You have two yils. After this you pass away. Better you go check up in the docter."
-Rejab Mohamad Wali

by lastivchin October 17, 2021

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