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post party depression

waking up after a party; wondering why you have a sharpie mustache, wondering where your left shoe is, why theres a bowling ball in the yard, how trashed your house is, why theres a black man laying ontop of you, and have a horrible hangover.
person1: yo, i'm suffering from a serious case of post party depression.
person2: your house is so trashed its going to take like a week to clean it all.
by marie&carrie July 2, 2008
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Hair Depression

Hair Depression is when Gabriel gets a new haircut and he now looks bald, and he is now feeling depressed because everyone is making fun of him.
“I have Hair Depression :(“
by chemicaldiscos October 15, 2019
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Post-Departure Depression

Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.
"I had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, I find myself in a state of Post-Departure Depression. FML"
by theGentleman February 24, 2009
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depressed uwu vibes

a title given to those who are e girls/bois that watch too much anime, are anti social, and have a black and white anime profile picture.
e boi: *stares into distance* *wears hoodie*
normal: they givin' me depressed uwu vibes
by furrydestroyer69 December 2, 2020
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Post Libertas Depression

The depression that hits you after a long vacation or weekend
me: I really don't want to go to work tomorrow, I'd rather jump off a bridge.
friend: Dude, I think you're suffering from Post Libertas Depression
by Wi11emDafoe August 17, 2019
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violent depression sex

The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.

Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).
"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.
by Decan Gray May 7, 2018
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depression vs anxiety

a power couple so in love it's inevitable they clash and when they do beware.
depression vs anxiety is some unpredictable sheeeet
by BumStatusYo December 6, 2018
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