comput3r

comput3r is a programmer who uses the mineflayer library in javascript to make dumb shit on Minecraft anarchy servers.

i hate comput3r

by fuckyoucomput3randbrimgrace March 24, 2023

Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.

Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

Computador

The Spanish like word for Computer.

I am playing on the "computador".
I just got a new "computador".

by Alberto69s May 27, 2023

Commuted Relationship

"When someone wants to be in a relationship with a specific someone but God dingly darn it they need to smash on the way to said person"

“I’m not ready to settle down with him yet so I guess we’ll have to be in a commuted relationship”

by Zelley August 23, 2023

commute regret

A feeling of overwhelming ennui when a remote worker arrives at the office in a hybrid workplace. Immediate causes are the "ghost town" effect where the building is so empty it crushes your soul. Additionally sporadic conversation from zoom meetings or people talking about nothing makes you long for your quiet home office.

Joel was okay for the 30 minute commute in, but when he stepped in the door he was overcome with commute regret

by Voltmanic September 28, 2023

Cumputer

A computer only used for ejaculation.

Yo what do you watch porn on?

A cumputer obviously!

by BiggieBig's December 5, 2023

Computic

(Noun) A term related to a computer or computer-like device (including mobile and console devices).

(Adjective) Pertaining to or resembling a computer or computer-like device (including mobile and console devices).

Noun: He has a lot of experience with computic devices!

Adjective: Woah! That wallpaper makes your room look so computic.

by AvatarKage August 31, 2024